A Good Bricking

I’ve always felt that Street Fighter was a bit of a misnomer. One, the fights last way too long. Real street fights are over in seconds. Two, the fighters remain standing. Most street fights end up on the ground. Three, you can’t grab a brick. If you’re fighting in the street and you see a brick, you brick a mother fucker. Now you know my secret technique! Street Fighter should really be called Tourney Fighter, but I guess that doesn’t really have the same ring to it.

  • http://www.blackfoxnails.blogspot.co.nz/ Lexie

    I snorted audibly at Kane’s face in the last panel, I love it!

  • JackTheObserverDee

    I swear, Kane’s face is somewhere between “you’ve gotta be shittin’ me” and “fuck every last SECOND of this.” Brilliant.

    Now I guess we see what the “shit sucking smiley faced fuck bucket” (yes I remembered that) actually wants.

  • MacDiver

    Steve, contacting former employees in this manner is more likely to bring a lawsuit than prevent one. Plus, you decided to contact the most volatile one of the three you “fired”. Also, fun fact time: Final Fight was originally going to be named Street Fighter ’89.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aenya.silverleaf Aenya Hiri Silverleaf

    The f*ck does he want? Seriously. Why would he— No no I don’t want an answer, just keep drawing, it’s interesting XD Especially in conjunction with the previous comic.

  • Chrysophase2003

    Kane: Steve Liefeld? Former boss Steve?
    Steve: Yes!
    Kane: The Steve who canned us? That Steve? The Steve who took on a right wing job, ignored our protests that it was bad for Pedanticorp, and then did a little sidestep when all hell broke loose?
    Steve: Umm.
    Kane: The shitsucking weasel Steve who was just outed as being linked to a white supremacist group and hence it can probably be shown by disgruntled ex-employees that he gave Caucasians preferential treatment?
    Kane: The same dickless, feckless, upper class smear Steve that by all rights should’ve been scraped from his poxied whore of a mother along with all the other filth? That Steve?
    Steve: No. Different Steve.
    Kane: Whew! Good to know. I was afraid I was going to have to start getting angry and insulting. So, Other Steve Liefeld, what can i do for you?
    Steve: You know what, I think I’ve got the wrong number.
    Kane: No biggie. Probably tough to see to dial a phone in those hoods anyway.

  • reynard61

    Hang up, Kane. Hang up *RIGHT NOW!!!* (And then get a good lawyer and put out a restraining order against Liefeld.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.czepa Christopher Czepa

    Ooooooh, I can feel a “FUUUUUU …” coming on! Hmmm … perhaps Steve has fallen victim to a grand slander?

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