I’ve always felt that Street Fighter was a bit of a misnomer. One, the fights last way too long. Real street fights are over in seconds. Two, the fighters remain standing. Most street fights end up on the ground. Three, you can’t grab a brick. If you’re fighting in the street and you see a brick, you brick a mother fucker. Now you know my secret technique! Street Fighter should really be called Tourney Fighter, but I guess that doesn’t really have the same ring to it.