Victory Tears

That’s right, when you’re cutting onions and you begin to tear up, those are VICTORY TEARS! Cry them proudly and proclaim your victory over your layered foe!


  • http://www.facebook.com/aenya.silverleaf Aenya Hiri Silverleaf

    Eating things with faces might be messy, why not try with mouths, Kane XD? Though I suppose with great power comes great mess.

  • Garfunkel

    “Layered mercy” is the best!

  • Ummon

    But if you cry you’re doing it wrong :-/

  • http://www.facebook.com/KimbaChan Kimberly Elliott

    I think he lost it…. completely.

  • WayneZombie

    Heh. Funny, just last night I made chili, and didn’t have too much of a problem with two onions, but I only divide them in to sixes before putting ‘em in to my Williams-Sonoma dicer. It also did a great job on my green pepper!

  • purplelibraryguy

    I imagine him putting on a Schwarzenegger accent when he says “The ever-slicing onion obliterator”.

  • toeorchestra

    kane. i love you.

  • Wallfairy

    I am ridiculously amused. Thank you, sir.
    (also, first time commenting I think? Such an inspiring comic! Teehee.)

  • JackTheObserverDee

    Or, you know, he could have chewed on a stick of gum and avoided the whole tears thing to begin with. Just sayin’.

  • Hyrans

    I began to cry victory tears after reading how funny this was.

  • John Richards

    The mighty onion may not cry, and so we cry for it. We take it’s scalp. In this way do we honor a worthy foe and our victory over it.

  • Chrysophase2003

    What? Has no one heard of Conion the Vidalian?

  • kugelblitz

    The hokusai waves in the background are killing me.

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie Noguchi

    HAHAH!!!

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie Noguchi

    Victory is mine!

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie Noguchi

    In a good way, I hope?

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie Noguchi

    Thanks for dropping a comment!

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie Noguchi

    That’s the way I hear it in my head bones.

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie Noguchi

    Oh man, technology!

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie Noguchi

    Onions do weird things to your brains.

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie Noguchi

    HAHAHA!