That’s right, when you’re cutting onions and you begin to tear up, those are VICTORY TEARS! Cry them proudly and proclaim your victory over your layered foe!
Eating things with faces might be messy, why not try with mouths, Kane XD? Though I suppose with great power comes great mess.
“Layered mercy” is the best!
But if you cry you’re doing it wrong :-/
I think he lost it…. completely.
Heh. Funny, just last night I made chili, and didn’t have too much of a problem with two onions, but I only divide them in to sixes before putting ‘em in to my Williams-Sonoma dicer. It also did a great job on my green pepper!
I imagine him putting on a Schwarzenegger accent when he says “The ever-slicing onion obliterator”.
kane. i love you.
I am ridiculously amused. Thank you, sir.
(also, first time commenting I think? Such an inspiring comic! Teehee.)
Or, you know, he could have chewed on a stick of gum and avoided the whole tears thing to begin with. Just sayin’.
I began to cry victory tears after reading how funny this was.
The mighty onion may not cry, and so we cry for it. We take it’s scalp. In this way do we honor a worthy foe and our victory over it.
What? Has no one heard of Conion the Vidalian?
The hokusai waves in the background are killing me.
Victory is mine!
In a good way, I hope?
Thanks for dropping a comment!
That’s the way I hear it in my head bones.
Oh man, technology!
Onions do weird things to your brains.