The Art Of The Accidental Cock Block

Ah, the accidental cock block. So I’ve done this to one of my friends twice and I feel like a complete ass. The one incident I remember occurred at a wedding. He had pointed out a woman who he had briefly chatted up and thought he was making good progress. Later at dinner, I noticed that the woman in question had a free seat beside her so I go up to my friend and loudly proclaim to everyone at his table, “Hey! The fuck are you doing over here? I thought you were totally going for that chick over there!” Unfortunately, he was sitting next to another woman who he had been interested in for weeks.

The other incident I don’t remember but I’m sure it was equally terrible.

It’s nearly impossible to stop the accidental cock block until it’s too late. Beware it’s relationship prevention powers.


  • http://awesomemvs.tumblr.com/ Awesome Music Vids

    I enjoy the speedlines, but the darumas are starting to creep me out.

  • http://sebtoure.deviantart.com/ sebtoure

    LOL @ Lance

  • mofo

    Best strip evar.

  • http://cocktailchem.blogspot.com Jordan

    Clearly you should have tried to hold up Bodie for a while longer, Lance.

    Also makes me wonder what the situation with Ally and Greg is like at this point…

  • SaxItUp

    3rd panel is absolutely hilarious.

  • Jack T Robyn

    Form of: Critic from Lady in the Water . . .

    This scene establishes the tone of the story as a romantic comedy. The unfulfilled sexual tension and questions arising from it will become a strong undercurrent in the character’s relationship.

    If, however, the feelings had been culminated in Loves First Kiss, it would establish the story as a tragedy, as the fallout from these choices becomes appearent to the characters, and the consequences of the real world tear apart their dreamt romance over time.

    Unless, of course…*

    *(Eaten by grass wolf)

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie

    @Jack, bwaahahahahahaha!!!

  • Aenya

    PFffhahahaa I should have known! Curse you, Jamie!