What Took You So Long?

Don’t worry, I doubt Julie’s really upset.

Sorry ladies, but sometimes dudes are just slightly clueless. We don’t get all your signals or hints or any of that secret girl stuff because, um, we’re not that clever. Of course, you’d probably get the same clueless stare if you just came out and said that you wanted to jump our bones. That actually happened to me once. I just stared like an idiot because I didn’t think I heard her right. And I did. But when I realized it, it was too late. Ah well.

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Transcript: English

PANEL 1

Exterior of BODIE’s apartment. The sun is rising.

JULIE From apartment. Morning.

PANEL 2

BODIE puts his hand on JULIE’s shoulder as they lay in bed.

BODIE Morning.

PANEL 3

JULIE and BODIE go in for a kiss.

JULIE mmm…

PANEL 4

JULIE pumps her fist.

JULIE Well, it’s about damn TIME!!

Written by Jamie




  • Memori

    For a second I thought Bodie was imagining her as Kane… lols

  • Garfunkel

    Yeah, I thought that was Kane at first too…that would earn a definite “ulp!” from me.

  • awesome66

    I’m afraid I don’t get this. About time for what? I guess I’m just as clueless as Bodie is. If not more =/

  • JefLebowski

    She waited for him to make his move. A looong time xD
    By the way, is there a girls equivalent to being blueballed?

    On another note: I am as bad as Body when it comes to picking up hints.

  • mofo

    @Memori: yeah, me too. :)
    @awesome66: I guess it was about time for Bodie here to finally notice all the little signals Julie has been giving him all this time. That, or she just really needed a good fuck. :)

  • Ido013

    I think the timing for this joke is a bit off.. I mean wouldn’t you say that right after the act, not on the next morning? XD

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie

    @Ido013, ah, could be. Unless they knocked each other right the fuck out!

  • Stumpy the Paladin

    @jeflebowski
    I Have heard the term “box blocked” but i’m not for sure on the blue ball equivalent.

    I suppose it involves some metaphor relating to Dust and its acumilation within her nether regions.

  • Tony

    Ah yes! I remember that time! I was so innocent! It was in high school and this girl that I totally liked said to me in the middle of class, “You wanna fuck?”… at least… I think I heard her right. I was freaking speechless! To this day, I still don’t know if those are the words she said or did it have something to do with the work book? I was taking out a book at the time… *sigh* so if anybody has a time machine, PLEASE LET ME USE IT!