Ah, “Great Kahuna Bot V,” the greatest giant robot anime that never existed. I’m actually working on a theme song just in case the Book Kicker hits the YP EP stretch goal! I might even animate an intro, but that will take for freaking ever.
No idea what kind of car Tara drives so I cheated. Also, I suck at cars.
KANE (From hotel)
Tara. Heyyyy… I hate to do this, uh, but…
Kane stands outside of the room in the hallway.
TARA (on phone)
I’m not seeing you tonight, am I?
I’m really sorry. I really wanted to make up for the other night.
Closeup of Kane on the phone.
TARA (on phone)
It’s alright. I’ve dealt with my share of shitty clients with big budgets.
You’re too good for me. Rain check?
Sure. But I’m still going over to your place. Lance is introducing me to GREAT KAHUNA BOT V!
KANE (on phone)
Last night, I recorded an interview about the Book Kicker and the comic with the Comic Geek Speak guys. Five hours later, they had edited the show together and posted it up! They’re just as nuts as us webcartoonists.
If you’re into comics and comic book movies, CGS is fucking fantastic! Along with general comic news, they also interview creators like me! You should definitely check them out and subscribe. I’ve embedded the interview below.
Fridays and Tuesdays are normally when I would use this space to write about Penny Arcade’s Strip Search webcomic reality show. I missed last Friday’s episode because I was working on Book Kicker things. And quite frankly, I didn’t miss it. Today is elimination day and I just can’t bring myself to look up the episode.
I generally dislike reality programming. I’m not fond of most of the competition shows. I can’t stand the singing competitions. Project Runway and Top Chef used to be exceptions to my disdain, but even those two have become so ludicrous that they’re laughable shadows of their former selves. RuPaul’s Drag Race is the only reality competition show that I actively enjoy because it’s so wonderfully over-the-top and fierce that I can’t help but love it to pieces. So it’s not like I came into the whole Strip Search thing with a positive attitude to begin with.
The Ultimate Comic Competition In My Head
I don’t know why I expected Strip Search to be any different than any of the other competitions that I despise so. Nothing that Mike, Jerry, or Robert ever said would have lead me to conclude it was going to be different. I guess I just wanted it to be better than the shit I hate because it was a show about an industry that I actually give a shit about. I was expecting that we’d get a comics competition, that each challenge would force the Strippers to step outside of their boxes and push their comicking creativity to its full potential. I was imagining things like a political cartoon challenge, a twelve hour comic, stick figure comics, clip art comics to test their joke writing, composition challenges, chiaroscuro, strip format, long form story format, hand lettering, comicking on black paper, mini comic challenge, traditional brush inking. The show that was forming in my head sounded fucking EPIC. But it was never meant to be.
Instead, we got exactly what I should have expected.
It’s completely unfair for me to have expected anything different. They never promised anything more than a reality styled competition. And that’s exactly what Strip Search is. To expect more is unfair. I probably would have dropped the episode reviews sooner were it not for people telling me they enjoyed my reviews of the thing. But I fear at this point, I’d be repeating the same shit that I’ve been saying for however long this mess has been going on. Where are the comics? What does this have to do with comics? Why aren’t they showing them doing comics? WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THIS SHIT?
Kelly Clarkson or Taylor Hicks
With all that in mind, I’m still curious about the winner. Will the winner of the competition go on to be a webcomics super star or will they fall off the radar, never to be heard from again? Will they rise above the rest of us to become one of the names that we all associate with our field? Does the show get them closer to comicking for a living? Already, we’ve seen a lot of activity from the Strippers. A lot of them are updating like crazy or launching their own crowdfunding projects or launching new ventures. I think in that sense, it’s been a net positive for webcomics in general.
So unless there’s a huge uproar about me stopping the reviews, I’m going to become a more casual observer of the Strip Search phenomenon and quietly judge everything I hate about the format in a corner somewhere so as not to bore you with my repetitive rantings.
Coloring is so important in modern comics and animation and I’m not just saying this as a former colorist. If it’s done well, you don’t notice. But it can affect the mood of a story and really bring a meaning to a scene that you can’t get from just lineart. I have a feeling I’ll be watching this segment over and over again.
The Strippers reflect on Abby’s victory over Erika. I think Abby’s return scared a lot of them. Not that the Strippers have written anyone off, but now they know Abby is a serious competitor. They also reflect on their own strengths, weaknesses, and most feared competitor.
And then they run a tourney which is not as interesting as the rest of the episode.
The prize for the winner will be revealed during the next challenge. Mystery!!!! From the preview, it looks like the Strippers will be going up against the Penny Arcade staff in a bloody battle of… probably ping pong.