Eyes On Your Station

Ah, famous last words!

This weekend is the con of Awesomeness! Last year was a freaking blast. I imagine this year is going to be even better. And look at this shit, the Washington Post Express says that Super Art Fight is the number 2 thing not to miss at the show! I will be there on Sunday to put marker to canvas! It’s been a while since I’ve uncapped a Magnum Sharpie so it’s good to get back into the mix.

So if you don’t have Easter plans with the family, come on out to DC and hang out with your fellow nerds! And be sure to pick up a whole mess of indy comics including Ross Nover’s first book! I told that fucker he’d be printing money if he just put his shit into a damn book and now he has and it’s fucking gorgeous! So get one and get him to draw you as a System character.

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What's in the booooooooox?!


iRate gestures with his knife to Ms. Han who is on the observation deck looking down.


I don’t like the way Ms. Han is scowling at us.


Never mind her. Eyes on your station.


Julie looks over Ally's shoulder. Ally wipes her brow.


Those are looking good. They could be a little thinner.


Ah. Think I’m getting the hang of this.


Julie puts her hand on Ally's shoulder.


Hey, thanks for helping me get out of my head back there.


Oh, I used to do that a lot at my old job.


Closeup on Ally smiling.


Stepping back and taking a few good breaths really helped me put things into perspective.


A servant brings a glowing box to Ms. Han.

ALLY (Caption)

Besides, this test or whatever is all about cooking. You KNOW food. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?

The Shameful, Shameful Blog

Another one of my patent pending lists! There are three “M’s” in webcomics, Make ‘Em, Market ‘Em, Monetize ‘Em. Today, we’ll start with the first M, Make Em!

It’s basically “Fuckin’ Do It” but with more words.

I’m starting to dust off my 3D skills which weren’t all that great to begin with. But I’m having a lot of fun.

I’m working on a self portrait kind of thing and I recorded a time lapse of the mess last night. If you’ve a half hour to kill, take a lookie.



Which is all based on this silly sketch:



And here’s the timelapse!

A quick update on what’s been going with my life that’s been keeping me away from my YouTube channel.

Please give some love to Bryan Prindiville and his wonderful comic, Bedlam Court!


Sometimes, I draw rock posters and play a little guitar! May 9, I’ll be joining Johnny Rockstar and Erin Surrock as At-Risk Teens to perform live with Adam Warrock! I’m stupid excited you guys!

I don’t get to play often as I’d like to and I can’t think of a more exciting gig than this one. I’m a big fan of Euge’s work so to share the stage with him is a great honor. So mark your calendars, Google map Baltimore’s Sidebar, and skip that latte so you have $10 to get your tickets!


My scanner just died. I’m not sure when I’ll be able to get a new one. Hopefully late today, but if I am unable to get one sometime this week, I won’t be able to update the comic. Sooooooo FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!

UPDATE: Alrighty, new scanner is on its way. I’ve got one guest strip so I’ll run that tomorrow and then pick things back up on Friday. BLAHHLGHEHLESLGANKJEGEE

UPDATE 2: Thanks to The Larom, comics are saved! He brought over a scanner he wasn’t using! HURRAY!